Archive for Humor of Mark Twain
On Judging a Book by its Cover
Posted by: | Comments“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society”
-Mark Twain
One should refrain, as much as possible, from judging a book merely by its cover. But it is also best when a book has a clean, well-made cover.
On Another New Year’s Eve
Posted by: | Comments“New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.”
-Mark Twain
New Years Eve is one of the saddest holidays of the year; no it is the saddest. People only look happy because they’ve had too much to drink, many with the notion that it is for the last time.
On How a Little Certain Knowledge is a Dangerous Thing
Posted by: | Comments“It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so”
-Mark Twain
The more tenaciously a thought is held, the more irrational it becomes. But it ain’t necessarily so.
On Conspiracy Theories
Posted by: | Comments“I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, most of them never happened.”
- Mark Twain
Beware the boogie man in the dark corner, for he just may not exist.
On Finding a True Wealth of Knowledge
Posted by: | Comments“I would rather have my ignorance than another man’s knowledge, because I have got so much more of it.”
-Mark Twain
All we can be sure of is our own ignorance – knowing that we don’t know. An abundance of known ignorance is better than a paucity of knowledge.
On How to Spot a Pessimist
Posted by: | Comments“Pessimist: the optimist who didn’t arrive”
-Mark Twain
Just showing up requires a level of optimism that the true pessimist is unwilling to give.
On Timing
Posted by: | Comments“I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one”
-Mark Twain
The difference between a million dollar idea and the worthless boasts of a crank is like the difference between a great joke and a terrible one -timing.
On Blowing Smoke
Posted by: | Comments“It is a talent by itself to pay compliments gracefully and have them ring true. It is an art in itself.”
- Mark Twain, speech, “The Lost Lotos Club”
You da’ man… No you da’ man…
On the Value of Education
Posted by: | Comments“Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.”
-Mark Twain
The better the education, the more you know what you don’t know – unless you’re too stupid. Then you know everything.
On Being Truly Virtuous
Posted by: | Comments“The weakest of all weak things is a virtue that has not been tested in the fire.”
-Mark Twain
It’s one thing to act virtuously and not know any better, quite another to remain so when aware of the options.